Sheldon strikes again. This is always the sort of thing I imagined was being said on those Spanish soap operas I'd watch for a few minutes occasionally while I was in college. I'd make up dialogue like this (in English) for a little while and then go back to ESPN.
Listening to: Alison Krauss & Gillian Welch - O Brother Where Art Thou? Soundtrack - 09 - I'll Fly Away